COVERUP: CDC says COVID-19 victims would’ve died eventually even if they didn’t catch virus

Richard Marion
2 min readSep 4, 2020

It looks like the lamestream media has some apologizing to do.

The Centers for Disease Control (CDC) just quietly announced that the estimated 180,000 people that died due to COVID-19 were going to die eventually one day anyways, even if they didn’t catch the virus.

That’s right, after months of fear mongering and face mask mandates we now know the truth. The only thing COVID-19 has done has killed people who, given a long enough time line, would have eventually died at some point.

The CDC released the shocking new data as quietly as possible, by posting an FAQ to an online weightlifting message board in the middle of the night on a Tuesday. Reporters were tipped off about the release by a few eagled-eyed body builders.

CDC director Robert R. Redfield confirmed the news when confronted by reporters.

“Yes, unless there was some kind of ‘Highlander’ situation, 100% of the people who caught covid were going to die at some point in their life,” admitted Dr. Redfield. “Regardless or not if they caught the virus.”

In a follow-up question on the extent of his knowledge of Highlander, Dr. Redfield said that “the tv show was better than the movies and there’s nothing you can say to convince me otherwise. Great theme song. No more questions.”

What a great theme song. Wow. All-timer.

The CDC has not returned repeated calls regarding whether or not Dr. Redfield was aware that the Highlander theme song by Queen was originally written for the movies, not the tv show.

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